Dad Jokes for Tax Day
Why don't dogs pay taxes for their meals? Because they're all under the table.
IKEA has been accused of evading taxes, but prosecutors are having a really hard time putting their case together.
Why did the chocolate shop owner get audited? He had fudged the numbers.
How do you teach kids about taxes? Eat 38% of their ice cream.
My accountant and I had an argument about tax policy. Unfortunately, things got fiscal.
Why did the accountant go to a New Jersey beach on Tax Day? To find some "shore" deductions.